Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

jobsssssssssssss

We have opened up avenues
for

&
2 0 0 9
Engineering Graduates
The walk – in process is scheduled on Sunday 12th July 09
@ St. Josephs Indian High School. (Entry only on prior registrations)

Eligibility
B.E /B.Tech only from
• Computer Science
• Electronics & Communication
• Electronics & Instrumentation
• Telecommunication
• Information Science
Consistently secured 65% in academics (SSLC/PUC/Engineering)
No MS/ M.Tech/ MCA candidates

Registration Procedure & Venue.
Eligible & Interested candidates need to register at the below mentioned
venue between 8.00 a.m. to 6 p.m. on Friday, 10th July 09.
All candidates need to carry a copy of resume, passport size photograph and a photo id proof
Global Edge Software Limited
(Basement) 218, J P Royale
Sampige Road
Malleshwaram
Bangalore

Walk in Venue Details on 12th July 09.
St. Josephs Indian High School
adjacent to Mallaya Hospital,
Vittal Mallaya Road,
Bangalore








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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

జోక్స్...........

What is knowledge

During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:


Raman: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
Narayan: oh!


Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.


The next day, the same discussion took place:


Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.


The next day, once again:


Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.


This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?
Raman: No
Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know.